I don’t live all that far from the U.S. Capitol, which was breached by Trumpists two days ago, necessitating a 6 p.m. curfew in the District.

The card riffs on the protracted pace of results from the 2020 general elections. The “dates” on the calendar represent each state’s respective electoral votes for Biden.

The D.C. Board of Elections & Ethics and the U.S. Postal Service did their parts. I can now confirm that I have done mine.