{"id":934,"date":"2015-04-07T10:00:07","date_gmt":"2015-04-07T14:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thomasseidman.com\/?p=934"},"modified":"2015-04-07T10:00:07","modified_gmt":"2015-04-07T14:00:07","slug":"tschibum-j-b-o-germany","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thomasseidman.com\/?p=934","title":{"rendered":"Tschibum J.B.O. (Germany)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The tune is \u201cSh-Boom\u201d and the words are in German; they\u2019re just not the right words! Perennial parodists, J.B.O. savaged the lyrics. No worries. You can follow along with the translation below.<\/p>\n<p>Life is like a dream<br \/>\nLife is like a dream<br \/>\nD\u00fc d\u00fc-d\u00fc-D\u00fcp &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nLife is like a dream &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nIf I can eat pizza on holiday with you &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nAnd with you, hand in hand, on the seashore stand &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nAnd then in the moonlight see your beautiful eyes &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nLife is like a dream<br \/>\nWith you, I&#8217;m going to the altar<br \/>\nChi-bum &#8211; Say loud and clear, \u201cYes\u201d<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nHear bells ringing &#8211; chi-bum &#8211; a sound, a-ling-a-ling<br \/>\nAnd angels singing &#8211; chi-bum &#8211; badu-a-you-a-dip, yes<\/p>\n<p>Life is like a dream &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nIf you\u2019d get drunk with me at my favorite pub &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nAnd afterwards get so aroused during sex are that you sing opera arias &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nLife is like a dream with you<br \/>\nD\u00fc D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-chi-bum<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nEvery day and every night I\u2019d like to be with you<br \/>\nAnd I want to tell you everything<br \/>\nBut these lines are too damn short to make myself clear<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nLife is like a dream &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nIf I ever come back and we make up after our last fight- chi-bum<br \/>\nAnd even nicer if I could finally get to you kick<br \/>\nAll your bad habits &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nLife is like a dream<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll go to the hairdresser with you<br \/>\nChi-bum &#8211; mess up the perm<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nHear bells ringing &#8211; chi-bum &#8211; a sound, a-ling-a-ling<br \/>\nAnd angels singing &#8211; chi-bum &#8211; Hallelujah, Hallelujah<br \/>\nLife is like a dream<br \/>\nLife is like a dream with you<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fc D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-chi-bum<br \/>\nD\u00fc D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-chi-bum<br \/>\nD\u00fc D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-chi-bum<br \/>\nD\u00fc D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-chi-bum<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nYes, life is like a dream &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nWe talk for hours and you<br \/>\nPretend the whole time I\u2019m not high off my ass?!<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll simply try to defend myself and say \u201cI&#8217;m a lazy stoner!\u201d &#8211; Chi-bum<br \/>\nAnd you\u2019ll simply say &#8220;Shut up!&#8221; &#8230; &#8211; Chi-bum<br \/>\nLife is like a dream<br \/>\nBecause of you, I&#8217;m going to become a lawyer<br \/>\nSo I can get divorced soon<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nHear bells ringing &#8211; chi-bum &#8211; a sound, a-ling-a-ling<br \/>\nAnd angels singing &#8211; chi-bum<br \/>\nBlue today, tomorrow, and the day after that!<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nLife is like a dream<br \/>\nLife is like a dream with you<br \/>\nD\u00fc D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-D\u00fcp-chi-bum<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><\/p>\n<div data-ajax=\"{'url':'http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oUP4VqJdKrs','embed':'&lt;a class=\\&quot;embedly-card\\&quot; href=\\&quot;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oUP4VqJdKrs\\&quot;&gt;J.B.O. - Tschibum&lt;\/a&gt;'}\"><a class=\"embedly-card\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oUP4VqJdKrs\">J.B.O. &#8211; Tschibum<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The tune is \u201cSh-Boom\u201d and the words are in German; they\u2019re just not the right words! Perennial parodists, J.B.O. savaged the lyrics. No worries. You can follow along with the translation below. Life is like a dream Life is like a dream D\u00fc d\u00fc-d\u00fc-D\u00fcp &#8211; chi-bum \u2026 Life is like a dream &#8211; chi-bum If &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thomasseidman.com\/?p=934\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tschibum J.B.O. 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